I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dicks are not precious.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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