Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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