i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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