Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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