I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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