yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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