i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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