Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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