This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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