wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just pee around me
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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