And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize