I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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