Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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