I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He told me they were just razor bumps!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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