How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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