hotel room ftw
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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