I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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