I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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