Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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