Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Little spoons don't ask big questions
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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