And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You need Xanax blowdarts
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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