I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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