So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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