Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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