Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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