Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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