Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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