just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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