his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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