And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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