hell yes lets make some ravioli
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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