My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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