She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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