I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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