Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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