is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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