How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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