i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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