The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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