Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Randomize
