Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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