you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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