He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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