And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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