Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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