well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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