Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
he's single and there are thong briefs.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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