physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing