Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(734): View more from Michigan

I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me

Fav 5 922 1191
share tweet
(347): View more from New York

I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

Fav 70 19851 1615
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(858): View more from California

i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see

Fav 25 876 2812
share tweet
(208): View more from Idaho

I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...

Fav 263 2450 41159
share tweet
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Read it at the TFLN blog
(405): View more from Oklahoma

he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.

Fav 19 6356 1335
share tweet
(989): View more from Michigan

I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.

Fav 13 4647 1584
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(704): View more from North Carolina

And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.

Fav 5 1196 4061
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(334): View more from Alabama

I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys

(703): View more from Virginia

That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard

Fav 1 1303 685
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.

Fav 1 212 408
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT