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(719): View more from Colorado

physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.

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(217): View more from Illinois

How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

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(607): View more from New York

Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.

(1-607): View more from New York

I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.

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(810): View more from Michigan

ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth

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(770): View more from Georgia

Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk

(678): View more from Georgia

discrete masterbation is a lost art

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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework

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(216): View more from Ohio

i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time

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(309): View more from Illinois

trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit

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(551): View more from New Jersey

90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing

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