love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I think your dad took our porno
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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