I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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