I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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