Well apparently he's into motor boating.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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