yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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