I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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